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Some of these are hilarious…

10AM The Conversation Enters a DO Loop

Principal: Do you know Fortran?
Research analyst: Yes, I think so… Wait, is that a man or a woman?

John Hancock Tower
Boston, Massachusetts

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9AM Then I Have Some Bad News about Those Envelopes You Just Licked

Paralegal to friendly lawyer: I’m sorry, I can’t shake your hand.
Lawyer: What’s your problem? We just saved the firm hundreds of thousands of dollars.
Paralegal: It has nothing to do with that… I’d help to bankrupt an orphanage if it came to it.
Lawyer: Then why won’t you shake my hand?
Paralegal: Sir, I was in the bathroom when you took a shit after the meeting, and you didn’t wash your hands. That’s just disgusting.

725 12th Street NW
Washington, DC

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And That’s All I Know

Little boy from Georgia: My mom says y’all are Yankees.
Little boy from Connecticut: Uh-uh, not me. I’m a Red Sox.

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Okay, and this one isn’t exactly hilarious but is totally something I would say. I’ve always told single guys that they should stay away from women who don’t like animals and/or babies.

Please Cab Your Dog

Young woman: Thank you so much for picking me up with my dog! No one would stop for me.
Cabbie: People who love animals love humans. If you can’t clean up the shit of a dog, how are you going to clean up the shit of humanity?
Young woman: Wow, that’s deep. I totally agree.

–18th & 3rd
–Pawley’s Island, South Carolina

Overheard by: Big girl from Connecticut